Thursday, January 22, 2009

Pink Eye(s)

This morning amid the feverish dreams i was having between the jolting 10 minute snooze alarm hits one in particular stuck out. I was lying in my bed and could see a large comfy lounge chair begin rocking violently back and forth of its own accord. Then, on some sort of t.v. shelf, a half rotten torso began crawling towards me with a knife clenched in its teeth. This freaked out the dream version of me and i ran upstairs to reiterate my terror to my brother.

Then i woke up and my right eye was crusted shut.

Half-asleep, i rubbed the crust out of my eye and picked what i could out of my eyelash and hit the snooze button again.

Then i realized i had to go to school this morning as an important assignment was due at 8 sharp. So i talked to my dad, who decided to take 10 minutes to diagnose me with pink-eye , and took his jeep to school. I decided to grab a gory compilation of goregrind featuring Dahmer, Exhumed, Impaled and Impetigo to listen to on my morning commute as it seemed fitting given the grue and puss that was leaking out of my peeper.

Fast forward to later today when i call ahead to work to try to get the time off. The fella i ask to stay late says he can't, the guy i call to cover for me says he can't and suggests i call another fella who then laughs outloud and says i caught the "stink-eye" which i thought was pretty funny. So now here i sit in the biggest suburb of edmonton in a pair of my dads sweat pants listening to saint vitus, and looking at stupid shit on the internet.

Oh wait, one of the fellas just showed up, looks like i might get outta here after all.

edit update

I did get outta there, and went home. and finished fall out 3. It didnt end all that good.

but on a cooler note i developed pink eye in both eyes now, and yellowy green snot started leaking out of the new pink eye which looked something like this...

so thats something.


Also my experience with pink eye really makes me want to see the movie of the same name. I saw an add for it in an old rue morgue, but they never bothered to review it which is a bad sign.
Looks pretty bitchin from the cover, but i think it's one of those made by a new production company dealies, i.e. it probably sucks. oh well.